and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
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You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
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I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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