Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
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