It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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