My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
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Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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