Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
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I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
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I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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