Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(650): View more from California

the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i

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(703): View more from Virginia

Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.

(202): View more from Washington, DC

New charity walk idea!

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(910): View more from North Carolina

He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.

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(410): View more from Maryland

He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...

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(704): View more from North Carolina

She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk

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(847): View more from Illinois

Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll

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(443): View more from Maryland

Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.

(301): View more from Maryland

Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.

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