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• (312): View more from Illinois

  she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?

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  not while she was awake

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test

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  but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.

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• (315): View more from New York

  My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....

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• (530): View more from California

  Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.

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