break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I want to stick my p in your. b.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.