I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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