I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
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Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
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You're a waste of cheezeits
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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