Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
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Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
You can't just leave with hair like that
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for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
You are a genius and a whore.
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