Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Randomize
