It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
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Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
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Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
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Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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