id be glad to
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
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When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
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spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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