Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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