Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
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Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
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I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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