He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
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He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
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Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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