Don't you send me to vm
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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