He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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