Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
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Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
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somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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