Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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