Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
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I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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