Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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