You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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