i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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