Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
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I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
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She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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