8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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