I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
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It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
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Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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