Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
it was like eating out sand paper
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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