i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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