real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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