So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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