Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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