so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
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She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
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I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
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Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
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