so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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