You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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