My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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