who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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