My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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