If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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