what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
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he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
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I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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