I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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