she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
