So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
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Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
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Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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