"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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