Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
only if we run a train.
done.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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