just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
