Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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