heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
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