she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
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she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
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I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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