I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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