IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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