Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Randomize
