He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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