Sry I called you an 8
I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
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Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
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I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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