watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
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I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
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I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
His nipple licking is glorious
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