I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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