seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
worst night to have a conscience
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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